kinell:

Did you know that Crush is portrayed “high” because Sea Turtles actually eat jellyfish and the poisons inside the jelly doesn’t actually harm the turtle but instead intoxicates them much like marijuana does for humans.

(Source: disneysdaily, via ruinedchildhood)

god-damn-demetria:

dirtyjanoskiansimagines:

still-fighting:

mirandarph:

The Trevor Project

1-866-488-7386

Stop re-blogging One Direction and re-blog this shit. 

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It doesn’t matter which kind of blog you are, this deserves to be reblogged

Ellen’s part always gets me

(Source: nicedynmite, via kateemmeline)

whisperingotters:

how your mom looks at you during parent teacher conferences 

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guitarbains:

yes adventure time. explain colonialism and racial imperialism to children and high niggas.

(Source: sandandglass, via ruinedchildhood)

idahoing:

when the bae wont give you road head

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ben-c:

ifbuteverythought:

vinebox:

My typical school day

As a teacher, I wish one of my students would say this. I would die laughing and then remember I’m supposed to be the adult in the room. 

WHY IS THIS TINY CHILD FUNNIER THAN ME

(via tacoterrierterror)

thuglifepanda:

channingfrye:

stoar-punk:

trashpunx:

shit-in-yer-cereal:

tastefullyoffensive:

Notes from Management [ardentleprechaun]

how is he not fired

I want to be Shane’s friend.

I aspire to be Shane

I live through him

I want to be friends with him

raihny:

if you are the 1st in mario kart and driving directly in front of the goal in a banana:
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